[Serious] Who's your favorite Dem candidate?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Speaking of ignorance, allow me to explain 'hyperbole' to you: I made an exaggerated, untrue statement to express my lack of confidence and growing apathy in regards to party politics in general; Trump, the nominees, Repubs/Dems, elections...the whole enchilada. The post was wistful musing--not a literal plan of action or an empty threat.

There is no island, ED.
Do you "get" that now?  

There's a gold star in it for you, if you do.

"I actually have plans to move out of the country"

Bolded for emphasis. Maybe you don't understand the concept of context.

If you pick NZ, a few pointers:

-Never disrespect the Maori or Maori culture.

-Learn to love rugby, or at least pretend to.

-Don't expect decent public transport.

-Don't expect quality roads outside the cities.

-Don't litter.  Don't even think about it.  Not even a fag end or a gum wrapper.  Ever.

-If yer on tramps to the wops wops with your jandals and your chilly bin, bring your sunnies and don't forget slip-slop.

Boru

What about flam jams and whim whams?

Permitted only if you learn to speak to the wiff waff.

Boru