Two Yorkshiremen go to apply for a job.
The first is taken in for his interview and is asked, “If I gouged out one of your eyes, what would you be?”
“Half blind!” Replies YM1.
“And what would you be if I gouged out both of your eyes?”
“Totally blind!” Replies YM1.
“Very good. Send in the next person on your way out,” says the interviewer.
YM1 leaves the room and on his way out says to YM2 “All you have to do is answer his questions ‘half blind’ and ‘totally blind.’”
YM2 goes into the room and sits down.
“What would you be if I cut off one of your ears?”
“Half blind!”
“And what would you be if I cut off both of your ears?”
“Totally blind,” replies YM2.
“Those are certainly interesting answers,” says the interviewer, “how did you come to that conclusion?”
“Well, if you cut off both my ears, my cap would slip down over my eyes.”
The first is taken in for his interview and is asked, “If I gouged out one of your eyes, what would you be?”
“Half blind!” Replies YM1.
“And what would you be if I gouged out both of your eyes?”
“Totally blind!” Replies YM1.
“Very good. Send in the next person on your way out,” says the interviewer.
YM1 leaves the room and on his way out says to YM2 “All you have to do is answer his questions ‘half blind’ and ‘totally blind.’”
YM2 goes into the room and sits down.
“What would you be if I cut off one of your ears?”
“Half blind!”
“And what would you be if I cut off both of your ears?”
“Totally blind,” replies YM2.
“Those are certainly interesting answers,” says the interviewer, “how did you come to that conclusion?”
“Well, if you cut off both my ears, my cap would slip down over my eyes.”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
