-No Irishman is ever truly drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
-What's Irish foreplay? 'Brace yerself, Molly...'
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-What's Irish foreplay? 'Brace yerself, Molly...'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax