(December 1, 2019 at 3:29 pm)no one Wrote:The Valks:
I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus...
...you saw that? Did you also see me stuff her stocking?
Yeah.
I don’t know how you managed that and still kept in on the mantepiece...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"