Pre-owned cars - and other verbal gymnastics.
December 27, 2019 at 7:38 pm
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2019 at 7:39 pm by onlinebiker.)
Pre-owned cars?
Bullshit.
That's a sleazy obfuscation by one of the most vile kinds of human - the used car salesman.
These warts on the asshole of humanity would like to convince you that the derelict hunk of crap they took in on trade is something you want. Probably not.
Face it - it's a PREVIOUSLY owned vehicle. The prefix "pre" denotes a state of newness - or a thing or event that is yet to come. Pre-owned means nobody has owned it yet. It's new.
So when they try to peddle you that "pre-owned" Ford Granada - tell them you're "pre-screwed" and they can go "pre-fuck" themselves.
Have you an example of this sort of linguistic larceny that annoys you?
Bullshit.
That's a sleazy obfuscation by one of the most vile kinds of human - the used car salesman.
These warts on the asshole of humanity would like to convince you that the derelict hunk of crap they took in on trade is something you want. Probably not.
Face it - it's a PREVIOUSLY owned vehicle. The prefix "pre" denotes a state of newness - or a thing or event that is yet to come. Pre-owned means nobody has owned it yet. It's new.
So when they try to peddle you that "pre-owned" Ford Granada - tell them you're "pre-screwed" and they can go "pre-fuck" themselves.
Have you an example of this sort of linguistic larceny that annoys you?