I was giving a patient an exam and said to him, “You’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
He replied, “To alleviate my heart condition?”
I said, “No, because I’m trying to examine you.”
He replied, “To alleviate my heart condition?”
I said, “No, because I’m trying to examine you.”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"