2 guys walked into a bar. The 3rd guy ducked.
What's as big as an elephant and weighs nothing?
Its shadow.
How many sides does a circle have?
2. Inside and outside.
What has 4 legs and flies?
A picnic table.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's as big as an elephant and weighs nothing?
Its shadow.
How many sides does a circle have?
2. Inside and outside.
What has 4 legs and flies?
A picnic table.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.