joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Just ignore him Beccs. He's just frustrated that he can't have his way with any Aussie "sluts".
Sorry, it's their stupid religion which makes them act that way.

I've got cool Muzzo mates. They're cool because they're well, not religious. You know, pies and footy.
And I know an Aussie dude "funnily enough his real name is Dean Martin! (I bought the business off his brother Steve Martin!)
Anyway Dean Martin's wife brought in a security door to be repaired. She was wearing the full ninja thing on a hot Aussie day.
We had a nice chat, as she left, I put out my hand to shake hers and she refused.
I asked Steve about it and he said that I'll be shocked to hear that his brother converted and wants her to wear that stuff when out at all times. Go figure.
Religion has a way of turning people's brains to mush me thinks. She actually was born here and went to uni with Dean.

Stephen Fry once told a very funny story about Muslims that got him (briefly and mistakenly) tagged as a racist.

Fry queued up at a cash machine. There was a man using the machine and, about six feet behind him, was a woman in Muslim garb. Fry politely asked the woman if she was waiting to use the machine and she - just as politely - answered, 'Yes.  But I'm a Muslim and I don't feel comfortable standing to close to men I don't know.'

Fry apologized profusely for crowding her and promptly moved back about six feet.  At that point, a man walked up to Fry and asked if was queued up for the machine.  Fry said, 'Yes.  I'm only standing this far back because that woman is a Muslim.'

Boru