RE: The Last Movie You Watched
February 7, 2020 at 10:09 am
(This post was last modified: February 7, 2020 at 10:11 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
'Alita: Battle Angel'.
What a plotless, themeless, pointless piece of utter dreck. Plot holes you could drive an articulated lorry through, a completely unconvincing love story, distracting CGI (it should add to a film, not take away from it), and a societal back story that gives every impression of bad fan fiction all combine to make what looks like the fourth-place finisher in a student film competition. People tell me the manga are better - they'd have to be.
Someone needs to grab Christoph Waltz by the shoulders, shake him really hard, and remind him that he's better than this.
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Boru
What a plotless, themeless, pointless piece of utter dreck. Plot holes you could drive an articulated lorry through, a completely unconvincing love story, distracting CGI (it should add to a film, not take away from it), and a societal back story that gives every impression of bad fan fiction all combine to make what looks like the fourth-place finisher in a student film competition. People tell me the manga are better - they'd have to be.
Someone needs to grab Christoph Waltz by the shoulders, shake him really hard, and remind him that he's better than this.
0/10
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
