(February 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber...
Cucumbers are better than men because:
-Eight inch cucumbers are very common.
-Cucumbers don't lie about being eight inches.
-Cucumbers stay hard for days at a time.
-Cucumbers never get too excited too soon.
-Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist.
-Cucumbers don't pout if you have a headache.
-Cucumbers aren't allergic to your cat.
-Cucumbers don't flush the bog while you're in the shower.
Plenty more.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
