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The trinity.
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RE: The trinity.
(October 20, 2011 at 9:52 pm)objectivitees Wrote:
I am Dave, an entity with a body that I Dave control, my being distinct from the body I inhabit, as evinced by the fact that I control the body, it does not control me, demonstrating that I Dave, am a spiritual being. As such, I came into existence by an act of my father Hank, making me also a Son. As a Son, I also acted, and brought into being my Son, Frank. I AM all three, Father, Son, and Spirit, one entity incorporate and known as DAVE.

So on top of being imaginary, your god has a multiple personality disorder. 10-4.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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The trinity. - by objectivitees - October 20, 2011 at 9:52 pm
RE: The trinity. - by Minimalist - October 20, 2011 at 10:02 pm
RE: The trinity. - by Cyberman - October 20, 2011 at 10:22 pm
RE: The trinity. - by Justtristo - October 20, 2011 at 10:40 pm
RE: The trinity. - by DeistPaladin - October 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm
RE: The trinity. - by IATIA - October 20, 2011 at 11:10 pm
RE: The trinity. - by Jaysyn - October 20, 2011 at 11:51 pm
RE: The trinity. - by IATIA - October 21, 2011 at 8:17 am
RE: The trinity. - by Zen Badger - October 21, 2011 at 8:14 am
RE: The trinity. - by Zen Badger - October 21, 2011 at 8:22 am
RE: The trinity. - by frankiej - October 21, 2011 at 8:27 am
RE: The trinity. - by The Grand Nudger - October 21, 2011 at 8:49 am
RE: The trinity. - by R-e-n-n-a-t - October 21, 2011 at 9:44 am
RE: The trinity. - by Faith No More - October 21, 2011 at 10:11 am
RE: The trinity. - by Cyberman - October 21, 2011 at 10:29 pm

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