Recent special "interview":
Prosecutor: "Did you murder the victim?"
Me: "No."
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?"
Me: "Less than murder."
Prosecutor: "Did you murder the victim?"
Me: "No."
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty for perjury is?"
Me: "Less than murder."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"