It's not remarkable that all the requirements of an existent creature are met, when we observe that the creature does, in fact, exist.
You forget it’s “unremarkable” that even the simplest of proteins to even come into existence is so improbable that it’s deemed impossible. Quite cavalier of you to dismiss the requirements for a creature, one after another, like marbles in a bowl coming to a very certain rest at the bottom center.
It fits your narrative to base your existence on sheer luck of mutations
You forget it’s “unremarkable” that even the simplest of proteins to even come into existence is so improbable that it’s deemed impossible. Quite cavalier of you to dismiss the requirements for a creature, one after another, like marbles in a bowl coming to a very certain rest at the bottom center.
It fits your narrative to base your existence on sheer luck of mutations