At the hospital recently,
Nurse, "If you die, do you want to donate any organs?"
Me "Yes."
Nurse, "Great. What do you wish to donate?"
Me, "Currently 11 hearts, 14 kidneys, 6 livers, 27 eyes (various colours), and 186 feet of small intestine."
Nurse, "?"
Nurse, "If you die, do you want to donate any organs?"
Me "Yes."
Nurse, "Great. What do you wish to donate?"
Me, "Currently 11 hearts, 14 kidneys, 6 livers, 27 eyes (various colours), and 186 feet of small intestine."
Nurse, "?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"