Just thought I'd share this story with you all
This happened about twenty years ago when I was helping out in a cubs group which was based in a church hall.
Once over I made my way home, but 15 minutes later outside the house I found I had left my keys behind. I made my way back but as the hall was locked I had to knock on the priests door and ask if anyone had handed in a bunch of keys.
He asked me to describe what was written on the key ring, which forced me as my face reddened with embarrasement, to tell him that it said "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over"
Anyone else got anything they'd like to share?
All the best
Chris
This happened about twenty years ago when I was helping out in a cubs group which was based in a church hall.
Once over I made my way home, but 15 minutes later outside the house I found I had left my keys behind. I made my way back but as the hall was locked I had to knock on the priests door and ask if anyone had handed in a bunch of keys.
He asked me to describe what was written on the key ring, which forced me as my face reddened with embarrasement, to tell him that it said "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over"
Anyone else got anything they'd like to share?
All the best
Chris
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." - Newsreader in 'Red Dwarf 2: Better Than Life'
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." - Newsreader in 'Red Dwarf 2: Better Than Life'
