Father: What do you want to be when you grow up, son?
Boy: I want to be a pizza delivery guy or a plumber.
Father: You need to stop watching porn, son.
Boy: I want to be a pizza delivery guy or a plumber.
Father: You need to stop watching porn, son.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"