Heard at a job interview...
"How do you explain this 4 year gap in your CV?"
"I went to Yale."
"Impressive. You're hired!"
"Thanks. I really need this yob."
"How do you explain this 4 year gap in your CV?"
"I went to Yale."
"Impressive. You're hired!"
"Thanks. I really need this yob."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"