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[Rev. Rye]

Went shopping today and discovered the supermarket shelves much emptier than normal.

The checkout girl gave me a funny look when I showed up with four rolls of tp.

The ones I remember from when I went earlier in the day were: TP, paper towels, milk, eggs, cold meds (the sinus cold meds were untouched), and bread (including bagels). TP I can almost understand, since there's a non-negligible chance of running out during a long lock-in, but, in my experience, that shit usually gets changed at a rate of, what, one roll a couple months?

Since I didn't make that clear, the shit that gets changed one roll every couple months was meant to be the paper towels. Am I missing something or is my family just unusually conservative with paper towels?

Also, looking on the internet for why people would be latching onto paper towels, I found this image:

Is it just me, or does the mayor of Houston look a lot like a blacker Gustavo Fring?