What Would You Like Named After You?

[Anomalocaris]

I find myself unsurprised.

Boru

"The Beccs Incident" should be remembered for centuries.

I would hope incidents named after me would leave no one to remember.     Infamy is infamously a sign of softness that left witnesses.

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I’d like someone to discover a metal called ‘borudium’.  It would be highly conductive, not particularly malleable, and the boiling point would decrease with the age of the sample.

Boru

A metal named for me would be dense, brittle, dull gray and without luster, low tensile strength,  short fatigue life,  low specific heat,  chemically reactive,  Corrosive in solution,  reacts violently to criticism,  highly radioactive and decays to daughter elements that are toxic in any dose,