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God would be like...
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God would be like...
Always in bible god is asking to love him, that's kind of strange if you think about it.Because in theory he gave us free will... anyway i find it amusing in this clip of well known movie ,,Bruce almighty" asking to love him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfWWIZ-q00U
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And then he sets her on fire. That's how the movie goes, right?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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The feeling I always get out of the demands in the bible is nothing like love even if that's the word occasionally used. I've been in an abusive relationship before and it's exactly like that. They always say they love you and expect you to say it back to them. In the end, it's nothing more than a form of control and victim blaming.
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a sadistic perverted schizophrenic uncle that demands you sit in his lap.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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GOD is an abbreviation standing for Greatly Overrated Douchebag.
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I've never been able to grasp the oft-thrown at me claim, 'God loves you.' In order for me to love or be loved by someone, their happiness must be essential to my own, and vice versa.

God is an ineffable, immutable, omnimax Being. God cannot therefore exist in a state called 'happy', since God - by definition - has no 'unhappy state'. Even if either of these states were possible, how could my happiness affect that of a Being who, by definition, cannot change?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(August 12, 2016 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I've never been able to grasp the oft-thrown at me claim, 'God loves you.'  In order for me to love or be loved by someone, their happiness must be essential to my own, and vice versa.

God is an ineffable, immutable, omnimax Being.  God cannot therefore exist in a state called 'happy', since God - by definition - has no 'unhappy state'.  Even if either of these states were possible, how could my happiness affect that of a Being who, by definition, cannot change?

Boru


Thinking you may be over-thinking it just a little.  Unless I'm overthinking your degree of thinking.  Hmmm...
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Love is a human/animal emotion anyway. Why does God have so many of these I wonder?
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