A koala is sitting in a tree smoking joints when a lizard notices him.
"What are you doing?" Asks the lizard.
"Sitting in my tree getting high!" Replies the koala. "Come on up and join me!"
Not one to turn down an invitation, the lizard climbs the tree and starts smoking joints with the koala.
After the fourth joint, the lizard says, "I need a drink of water." He walks slowly across the branch but is so stoned he slips and fall into the river below.
He's swept quite a way down river but is rescued by a crocodile, who notices his weird behaviour.
"What's wrong with you?" The crocodile asks.
The lizard explains about the koala getting high in the tree and the crocodile decides he needs to see this. So he swims up river until he reaches the tree where the koala is still smoking his joints.
The koala watches the crocodile emerge from the water and shouts, "Wow, dude. How much fuckin water did you drink?"
"What are you doing?" Asks the lizard.
"Sitting in my tree getting high!" Replies the koala. "Come on up and join me!"
Not one to turn down an invitation, the lizard climbs the tree and starts smoking joints with the koala.
After the fourth joint, the lizard says, "I need a drink of water." He walks slowly across the branch but is so stoned he slips and fall into the river below.
He's swept quite a way down river but is rescued by a crocodile, who notices his weird behaviour.
"What's wrong with you?" The crocodile asks.
The lizard explains about the koala getting high in the tree and the crocodile decides he needs to see this. So he swims up river until he reaches the tree where the koala is still smoking his joints.
The koala watches the crocodile emerge from the water and shouts, "Wow, dude. How much fuckin water did you drink?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
