(April 1, 2020 at 9:09 pm)ignoramus Wrote: True story.
Another Queensland brother (Lavender Massage and Spa) has just been fined $10,000 for being "open" to business.
It was actually an illegal brothel disguised as a massage clinic. On their front door it said they specialize in "Deep Tissue Massage"
(I might go and get a massage and ask for a "deep tissue massage" and wink profusely! lol)
I'm reminded of an exchange from an old TV show.
"We need to find this guy."
"I hear he frequents massage parlours."
"Oh great. There must be hundreds of those places in the city."
"No, I think he actually goes there for a massage."
"Well, there are only about two of those places."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"