More stolen material (Jimmy Carr):
Interesting fact: Cricket was invented at Rugby public school when one of the boy forgot to bring the ball and they're all standing in a field and nothing happened.
*****
I like the developments that have been made in cricket over the years. Initially, there was test cricket, and that takes five days of your life that you don't get back. Then there was one day cricket, a vast improvement. Then there was 20-20, which only takes three hours to play. I'm looking forward to 'cricket 1-1', then ultimately, 'cricket zero', where no cunt plays cricket because it's fucking boring.
Boru
Interesting fact: Cricket was invented at Rugby public school when one of the boy forgot to bring the ball and they're all standing in a field and nothing happened.
*****
I like the developments that have been made in cricket over the years. Initially, there was test cricket, and that takes five days of your life that you don't get back. Then there was one day cricket, a vast improvement. Then there was 20-20, which only takes three hours to play. I'm looking forward to 'cricket 1-1', then ultimately, 'cricket zero', where no cunt plays cricket because it's fucking boring.
Boru
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