Evidence that God exists

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The one I always liked was somethign like:

1. The universe is effectively infinite (I know big bang doesn't reflect that but hey ho)

2. In an infinite universe anything possible must have happened

3. God is possible therefore god exists.

Of course I could argue that it is possible that we don't exist therefore we don't QED ... er ... except it appears we do.

Kyu

The flaw is that you claim "anything is possible." In fact that is not correct by any means. Possibility is limited through the "laws" or properties of the universe.

I have a better proof for God's existance. I live alone. I lock my doors when I am gone. No one enters my house but me and some stray cats I care for. In spit of that, whenever I vacuum the rug, there always seems to be a knot in the cord. I don't put it there. I know the cats are not capable of doing so, nor is there anyone in the house to do so. How does that knot get there? I am convinced there is a "god" that goes around tying knots in cords, but curiously seems to have no other function.

I don't have an instruction manual or Bible on how to "worship" this "god" so it stops being a pest, nor do I know if worship is what it really wants. Imagine a god so vain that it requires constant worship or else it will tie knots in you cords.

Should I tithe? After paying $1,200..00 to the Kirby people, I would think I wouldn't have to tithe. I should have bought my way into knotless heaven.

I know some heathens have denied the existance the cord-knot god by getting a cord retractor. Amazing how technology creates non-believers.