A woman puts an ad online.
"Man wanted. Three stipulations: you must never hit me, you must never run out on me, and you must be great in bed."
Two days later the doorbell rings and she asks who's there?
"My name is Tim. I'm here to answer your ad. I have no arms so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you."
"What about being great in bed?", the woman asks through the door.
"How do you think I rang the door bell," Tim asks.
"Man wanted. Three stipulations: you must never hit me, you must never run out on me, and you must be great in bed."
Two days later the doorbell rings and she asks who's there?
"My name is Tim. I'm here to answer your ad. I have no arms so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you."
"What about being great in bed?", the woman asks through the door.
"How do you think I rang the door bell," Tim asks.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
