A man is on holiday in Jamaica and has to go to the bathroom.
He is at the urinal when a Jamaican man starts using the urinal next to him. He decides to have a peak (which is apparently a guy thing) and notices the Jamaican has "WNDY" tattooed on his penis.
He smiles and says to the Jamaican, "I have a girlfriend named Wendy, too. I even have her name tattooed to my penis, just like you!"
The Jamaican man laughs and says, "No, man. I don't know any Wendy. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day!'"
He is at the urinal when a Jamaican man starts using the urinal next to him. He decides to have a peak (which is apparently a guy thing) and notices the Jamaican has "WNDY" tattooed on his penis.
He smiles and says to the Jamaican, "I have a girlfriend named Wendy, too. I even have her name tattooed to my penis, just like you!"
The Jamaican man laughs and says, "No, man. I don't know any Wendy. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day!'"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"