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You have 48 hours to live!

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You have 48 hours to live!
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RE: You have 48 hours to live!
April 28, 2020 at 9:27 pm
(April 28, 2020 at 12:20 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 9:25 pm)chimp3 Wrote: First 36 hours: Weed, Scotch, A woman even if I have to pay her. Then a long shower. 

Why would ANY woman want or need money in their last hours?
I'd just fill up the stang and drive.... Anywhere. Fast.   It doesn't matter. Nothing does.

*wonders if he'd still buy diet coke with his burger when going through the drivethru.

I thought this was my last hours, not hers.
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You have 48 hours to live!

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You have 48 hours to live! - by The Valkyrie - April 27, 2020 at 9:01 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by chimp3 - April 27, 2020 at 9:25 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by ignoramus - April 28, 2020 at 12:20 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by chimp3 - April 28, 2020 at 9:27 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by no one - April 27, 2020 at 9:30 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Fireball - April 27, 2020 at 9:53 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by The Valkyrie - April 27, 2020 at 10:02 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by brewer - April 27, 2020 at 9:57 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by The Valkyrie - April 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by brewer - April 27, 2020 at 10:06 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by The Valkyrie - April 27, 2020 at 10:16 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by brewer - April 27, 2020 at 10:46 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 28, 2020 at 4:42 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 28, 2020 at 4:53 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Fake Messiah - April 28, 2020 at 8:31 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by arewethereyet - April 28, 2020 at 9:43 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 29, 2020 at 9:46 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by arewethereyet - April 29, 2020 at 11:43 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 30, 2020 at 7:41 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by arewethereyet - April 30, 2020 at 7:46 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 30, 2020 at 7:49 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by ignoramus - April 28, 2020 at 10:37 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2020 at 10:55 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by ignoramus - April 28, 2020 at 10:58 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2020 at 11:07 pm
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by onlinebiker - April 29, 2020 at 7:17 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Silver - April 29, 2020 at 8:08 am
RE: You have 48 hours to live! - by Pat Mustard - April 29, 2020 at 4:23 pm

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