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You have 48 hours to live!
#11
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 9:25 pm)chimp3 Wrote: First 36 hours: Weed, Scotch, A woman even if I have to pay her. Then a long shower. 

Why would ANY woman want or need money in their last hours?
I'd just fill up the stang and drive.... Anywhere. Fast. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.

*wonders if he'd still buy diet coke with his burger when going through the drivethru.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#12
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
Fuck. For a second I thought the VA had called. Doh
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#13
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
Probably count down from 48.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#14
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
If I had only 48 hours to live I would just type faster, publish more of my posts to help people with a disease of religion come to their senses and make this world a better place for people that will live on by curing it from religion.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#15
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
Probably order up to my credit card limit from Chewy.com. I would want to know that my critters had supplies after I'm gone.
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#16
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 28, 2020 at 12:20 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 9:25 pm)chimp3 Wrote: First 36 hours: Weed, Scotch, A woman even if I have to pay her. Then a long shower. 

Why would ANY woman want or need money in their last hours?
I'd just fill up the stang and drive.... Anywhere. Fast.   It doesn't matter. Nothing does.

*wonders if he'd still buy diet coke with his burger when going through the drivethru.

I thought this was my last hours, not hers.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#17
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
True, true. I just didn't envisage Beccs leaving others alive? lol

dude, do you even know her! She's a psychotic bitch lovely caring lady.
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#18
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
I told you all it's a warning.

What do you want me to do, circle it in red?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#19
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
have you got blood on your hands?
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#20
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 28, 2020 at 10:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: have you got blood on your hands?

No, because I always destroy the evidence.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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