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Poll: What will you do with the stimulus money from the IRS?
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Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Your $1200?
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Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Your $1200?
I wake up this morning and checked my bank account balance, which I always do before going to the store, so I won’t go too long without knowing what I’ve got. Lo and behold the I.R. freaking S. had deposited $1200.

For a minute I was confused. You don’t mess with the IRS. . Then I remembered a friend had told me the government was going to do that. I thought I had to do something to apply for the money, and I hadn’t done anything because . . .

Well, there it was. Did you get it? What to do with it? If you don’t know what to do with it, you can send it to me. It will not be wasted, I assure you.
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Lucky-Assed Americans: What Will You Do with Your $1200? - by Rhondazvous - April 30, 2020 at 5:43 pm

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