A little girl arrives home from school one day and announces to her mother, "Robbie showed his willy to me in the playground today!"
Before her mother can react, the girl adds, "It was like a peanut!"
The mother laughs and says, "was it small?"
The girl shakes here head and says, "No. Salty."
Before her mother can react, the girl adds, "It was like a peanut!"
The mother laughs and says, "was it small?"
The girl shakes here head and says, "No. Salty."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
