I just read this joke today off of Twitter so I can't take credit for it. But It is one of those you roll your eyes and cant help but repeat.
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner. But when it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the duck's bill.
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner. But when it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the duck's bill.