A man goes into a library and asks, "Do you have the book about living with a small penis?"
The librarian replies, "I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet."
The man says, "Yes, that's the one."
The librarian replies, "I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet."
The man says, "Yes, that's the one."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"