(May 19, 2020 at 7:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sean and Mary had been married for 45 gloriously happy years when Sean suffered a major heart attack. He recovered, but due to his greatly weakened condition, his cardiologist told him he would have to curb his marital impulses.
‘I know you two have been very affectionate all of your married life,’ said the doctor, ‘but it is vital that you both understand this. Sexual activity places a great strain on the heart. The next sex you have could kill you, Sean. I recommend that, from now on, you sleep apart.’
Greatly saddened, the couple agreed - Mary would continue sleeping in the large bedroom upstairs, while Sean would move into the first floor guest room.
This arrangement went on for a week until one night, they passed each other on the stairs at 2:00 AM. ‘Sean Murphy!’, exclaims Mary. ‘Whatever are ye doing out of bed at this ungodly hour?’
‘Well, truth be told, luv, I was coming upstairs to commit suicide.’
‘Now that’s just as well, darlin,’ says Mary with a smile. ‘I was on me way down to murder ye.’
Boru
I wish I'd married that gal. What a way to live and die!
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