Why won't God heal amputees?

[Paleophyte]

Bel?

You have seriously jumped the shark.

There is just so much fekked with the above that I'm just going to say 'Fek it' and move on.

Not at work.

I'm teasing two ideas that some atheists use when arguing against God.

1) I know what I would do if I were God and nobody's doing it, therefore there is no God. And

2) If there were a God his job would be to make us happy. 

The amputees thing relies on these. But I see no reason to assume that a God would be that way.

3) Theists claim that Gawd performs miracles but the best that he can ever seem to manage is showing up on your cheese sandwich. Look for something less ambiguous and more impressive and you're destined for disappointment.

It isn't what I expect God to do. I expect God to not exist. It's what his followers claim God does.