Me, "This is hard for me to say."
Patient, "It can't be."
Me, "What?"
Patient, "This. You literally just said it."
Me, "You have three weeks to live and I honestly wish it was less."
Patient, "It can't be."
Me, "What?"
Patient, "This. You literally just said it."
Me, "You have three weeks to live and I honestly wish it was less."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"