joke time

[The Valkyrie]

Me, "This is hard for me to say."

Patient, "It can't be."

Me, "What?"

Patient, "This.  You literally just said it."

Me, "You have three weeks to live and I honestly wish it was less."

Surgeon’s motto: ‘There is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.’ (MPFC)

Boru

Beccs' motto: as above but with "or end abruptly" at the end.