There a knock on the door one morning and the man answers it and sees a snail sitting on his porch.
His picks up the snail and throws it away as far as he can.
Three years later there's another knock at the door. The man answers it again to find the same snail on his porch.
"What the fuck was that for??" Demands the snail.
His picks up the snail and throws it away as far as he can.
Three years later there's another knock at the door. The man answers it again to find the same snail on his porch.
"What the fuck was that for??" Demands the snail.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"