A snail (not the same one as in the last joke) slimes his way into the local Volkswagen dealership and picks out the car he wants.
After the usual haggling over the price and options, a deal is agreed to. 'But,' says the snail, 'I have one more request. I'll buy the car if you removed the VW emblem and replace it with a Superman emblem.'
Puzzled, the salesman asks why on earth the snail would want to do that.
'Well,' answers the snail, 'it's because I want to drive fast. And when I do, I want people to point at me and say, "Wow! Look at that S car go!" '
Boru
After the usual haggling over the price and options, a deal is agreed to. 'But,' says the snail, 'I have one more request. I'll buy the car if you removed the VW emblem and replace it with a Superman emblem.'
Puzzled, the salesman asks why on earth the snail would want to do that.
'Well,' answers the snail, 'it's because I want to drive fast. And when I do, I want people to point at me and say, "Wow! Look at that S car go!" '
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
