The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)

[onlinebiker]

Have your sperm tested.

If the count comes back zero - demand a paternity test.

If you don't you're as big a schmuck as Joseph believing that "immaculate conception" story Mary cooked up.

Oh no worries, I already have the doctors script.  Will be dropping off a sample in the next week or two.

Good man. 

If it turns out you do have happy wigglers then congrats are indeed in order.

I would also be clear with your other you are taking this step because skepticism is healthy.. It would be horrible to allways have a nagging doubt about paternity when it is so easy to check. Would she really want to be married to a scymuck who believed every unlikely story he is told?

I wouldn't.

If I did I would probably go get religion.


That's where most believers end up.