At a bar last night with a friend.
Looked across the room and saw a couple of half-drunk chicks who are aging badly acting like a couple of idiots.
I said, "that's us in ten years."
My friend said, "that's a mirror, you stupid bitch!"
Looked across the room and saw a couple of half-drunk chicks who are aging badly acting like a couple of idiots.
I said, "that's us in ten years."
My friend said, "that's a mirror, you stupid bitch!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
