Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I swear they must think atheists are undecided because no one has approached them with the gospel of God! We are not easy pickings.
A Christian probably has more chance of converting a muslim than an atheist.  We just see a naked emporer mumbling incoherently

Yeah, that's a good 'un.

'You don't believe because you haven't read the Bible!'

'Yes, I have.'

'Then you don't understand the Bible!'

'Yes, I do.'

'But you don't understand the Bible the way *I* understand the Bible!'

'Got me.'

Boru