Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)

[ignoramus]

I swear they must think atheists are undecided because no one has approached them with the gospel of God! We are not easy pickings.
A Christian probably has more chance of converting a muslim than an atheist. We just see a naked emporer mumbling incoherently

[GrandizerII]

Why, what are you implying? That I haven't heard enough to be convinced? That you have these awesome arguments that I have yet to hear?

lol no I just want to know what you've heard. like I said i'm curious. Maybe they're ones that I've never thought about.

Well, obviously I can only list a few since it's a long list, but here we go:

Kalam Cosmological Argument
Modal Ontological Argument (and classical versions of the ontological argument)
Cosmological Argument from Contingency
Moral Argument
Argument from the Applicability of Mathematics
Fine-tuning argument
Aquinas' Five Ways

The Resurrection is an argument Christians make for the Christian God specifically

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I swear they must think atheists are undecided because no one has approached them with the gospel of God! We are not easy pickings.
A Christian probably has more chance of converting a muslim than an atheist.  We just see a naked emporer mumbling incoherently

Yeah, that's a good 'un.

'You don't believe because you haven't read the Bible!'

'Yes, I have.'

'Then you don't understand the Bible!'

'Yes, I do.'

'But you don't understand the Bible the way *I* understand the Bible!'

'Got me.'

Boru

[Pat Mustard]

1. How would you define happiness? A blue esparanza pirouetting through the air
2. What qualities make a person successful in life? Invisibility, knurd and mactchinelessness
3. What qualities make a person a good person? SnowFLAAAAME!
4. Are there any absolute or objective standards of right and wrong? If so, what are they?Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
5. At this point, what is the highest priority of your life? Slood
6. If someone asked you to explain to them your philosophy of life (what you live by), what would you say? What reasons would you give to justify your answer?Destrucity
7. What is your view concerning the existence of God or the nature of ultimate reality? What reasons would you give to justify your answer?Purple monkey diswasher. And because
8. In your view, what is the most basic or fundamental human problem?wrapping ones penis around a tree trunk.
9. Is there a solution to the most basic human problem? If so, what is it?smaller trees, duh!
10. What question do you most wish you could answer in your life?How do they get the figs in the fig rolls?

That'll learn ye.

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I'll only answer the tenth question.

The question I want answered is why, every couple of months, a Christian posts something like this on our forum under the guise of "homework", "academic purposes", or "research", when it's nothing more than a weak attempt to make us question and perhaps come to the revelation of "god!"?

Because a successful proselytisation is the only way these idiots will graduate from homeschool.

[halos]

I want to thank you all for taking the time to share your views. It was an opportunity for me to learn more about the beliefs and thoughts outside of Christianity (like tickattack mentioned). I have posted this questionnaire on various forums to collect different views and beliefs for an assignment in school. I apologize if I have caused any confusion or discomfort. Again, I really appreciate it. God bless!

[brewer]

Coward.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I want to thank you all for taking the time to share your views. It was an opportunity for me to learn more about the beliefs and thoughts outside of Christianity (like tickattack mentioned). I have posted this questionnaire on various forums to collect different views and beliefs for an assignment in school. I apologize if I have caused any confusion or discomfort. Again, I really appreciate it. God bless!

Wait...this was a SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT?? Well, mercy, mercy, Missus Percy. Colour me shocked.

Boru