Babysitting.
"Aunty Beccs, before you turn the light out, can you close the wardrobe door?"
"Why?"
"So the monsters can't come out."
"Monsters can open doors. Goodnight."
"Aunty Beccs, before you turn the light out, can you close the wardrobe door?"
"Why?"
"So the monsters can't come out."
"Monsters can open doors. Goodnight."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"