Just think of the lives that could have been saved if only one action was taken in Middle Earth.
Elrond, "Throw the ring of power into the fire. End this!"
Isildur, "No. I think I'll keep it!"
Elrond, "I don't think so!"
*shove!*
And the world lived a peaceful golden age for the rest of time. The dwarves grew rich and strong. The elves didn't need to retreat and their civilization flourished. The humans learned wisdom from the tutelage of the elder races. And everyone ignored the annoying fucking Hobbits!
Elrond, "Throw the ring of power into the fire. End this!"
Isildur, "No. I think I'll keep it!"
Elrond, "I don't think so!"
*shove!*
And the world lived a peaceful golden age for the rest of time. The dwarves grew rich and strong. The elves didn't need to retreat and their civilization flourished. The humans learned wisdom from the tutelage of the elder races. And everyone ignored the annoying fucking Hobbits!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
