A new doctor is walking through an asylum talking to the patients.
He sees a man standing at attention with one hand tucked into his coat and asks, "And who are you?"
"I am the great emperor Napoleon!" says the patient.
"And who told you that?" the doctors asks.
"God told me!" the patient proclaims proudly.
Another voice crops up from a nearby bed and says, "No I didn't!"
He sees a man standing at attention with one hand tucked into his coat and asks, "And who are you?"
"I am the great emperor Napoleon!" says the patient.
"And who told you that?" the doctors asks.
"God told me!" the patient proclaims proudly.
Another voice crops up from a nearby bed and says, "No I didn't!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
