Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[arewethereyet]

I wasn’t there when it happened, but a family story is that Da was giving a tour of the farm to the local agent. When they got to the boar pen - despite the large sign reading ‘Keep Well Back’ - the agent reached over the fence to check an ear tag. The rusher twitched his head and opened the palm of the agent’s hand. An inch lower and he’d have lost his hand completely.

And this guy was a professional. Stupid as well.

Boru

One of the things I learned at a very, very young age was that hogs can be very dangerous.  Grandpa used to chase a sow out of the farrowing house so that I, or my cousin and I, could play with a new litter.  The babies would squeal when we picked them up and the mama would be bashing herself on the side of the building and screaming trying to get in.  Even the females are not to be toyed with.