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Did you test positive?
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RE: Did you test positive?
September 4, 2020 at 5:48 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2020 at 5:52 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(September 2, 2020 at 8:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Husband calls me for spider murder.  He's a total wuss when it comes to spiders.  In return I expect him to handle any other unwanted critters.

Son is also terrified of spiders...it's not genetic...at least not in connection with my husband who is not my son's father.

Does he know that?
(September 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Years ago I helped my wrinklies move to a new house in Sydney.  I went into the garage and a funnelweb decided to get aggressive.

Spider went "splat!".

"Wrinklies".  Up here, we call them "old farts" or "grand parents" or when pressed, "me and the wife".

Or should that be "when not pressed"?
(September 2, 2020 at 8:49 pm)Sal Wrote: I hate flies. Spiders are my accomplices in killing flies.

I'm no good at killing flies, but I can draw them like nobody's tomorrow...after a good run.
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Did you test positive?

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Did you test positive? - by ignoramus - September 2, 2020 at 7:07 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by The Valkyrie - September 2, 2020 at 7:08 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 2, 2020 at 7:18 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by ignoramus - September 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 2, 2020 at 7:29 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by The Valkyrie - September 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by arewethereyet - September 2, 2020 at 8:24 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by A. Secular Human - September 4, 2020 at 5:48 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by arewethereyet - September 4, 2020 at 7:37 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by ignoramus - September 2, 2020 at 8:28 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by no one - September 2, 2020 at 8:33 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Sal - September 2, 2020 at 8:49 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 3, 2020 at 7:41 am
RE: Did you test positive? - by Angrboda - September 2, 2020 at 9:08 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Fireball - September 2, 2020 at 9:32 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by onlinebiker - September 2, 2020 at 10:13 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by ignoramus - September 2, 2020 at 10:27 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Anomalocaris - September 2, 2020 at 10:34 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2020 at 5:19 am
RE: Did you test positive? - by brewer - September 2, 2020 at 10:44 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Grandizer - September 3, 2020 at 3:56 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by onlinebiker - September 3, 2020 at 4:20 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by ignoramus - September 3, 2020 at 7:50 am
RE: Did you test positive? - by Sal - September 3, 2020 at 8:54 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by arewethereyet - September 3, 2020 at 9:50 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by The Valkyrie - September 4, 2020 at 5:06 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Fireball - September 3, 2020 at 10:53 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by Brian37 - September 4, 2020 at 5:12 pm
RE: Did you test positive? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 4, 2020 at 5:56 pm

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