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Did you test positive?
September 2, 2020 at 7:07 pm
There was a spider in the kitchen. I yell at the wife to kill it. She's asks why I can't do it?
I told her, sorry I tested positive for arachnophobia! It's a medical condition
She said: more like you tested positive for bullshit! lol
Shit, she's onto me!
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RE: Did you test positive?
September 2, 2020 at 7:08 pm
Never understood peoples' fear of spiders.
Just kill the bloody things!
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RE: Did you test positive?
September 2, 2020 at 7:18 pm
We generally just scoop them up and dump them outside.
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September 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm
I can't kill/harm them... (I actually feel for them as living animals). Plus I'm petrified of them. Hairy evil ugly bastards they are.
I let the terminator do it. aka the wife!
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September 2, 2020 at 7:29 pm
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(September 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I can't kill/harm them... (I actually feel for them as living animals). Plus I'm petrified of them. Hairy evil ugly bastards they are.
I let the terminator do it. aka the wife!
That’s exactly how I feel about horses - hairy, evil, ugly bastards. If I were to find a horse in our kitchen, I’d have to get the wife to kill it.
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RE: Did you test positive?
September 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm
Years ago I helped my wrinklies move to a new house in Sydney. I went into the garage and a funnelweb decided to get aggressive.
Spider went "splat!".
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September 2, 2020 at 8:24 pm
Husband calls me for spider murder. He's a total wuss when it comes to spiders. In return I expect him to handle any other unwanted critters.
Son is also terrified of spiders...it's not genetic...at least not in connection with my husband who is not my son's father.
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September 2, 2020 at 8:28 pm
I'm the go to person for jimny crickets... I love the little suckers...
If I didn't pick 'em up and take them outside, the terminator wouldn't discriminate!
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September 2, 2020 at 8:49 pm
I hate flies. Spiders are my accomplices in killing flies.
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