A few days ago I was walking through a car park and noticed a man's shirt protruding from the boot (trunk for you strange foreign devils from Trumpmania) of a large black car.
Upon further inspection I heard movement.
So, carefully I forced the boot open and, sure enough, there was a man in it.
"Please!", he said desperately, "I have children!"
"It's okay," I replied, "I'm trying to rescue you!"
"Please," he repeated, "just let me sleep for a few more hours!"
Upon further inspection I heard movement.
So, carefully I forced the boot open and, sure enough, there was a man in it.
"Please!", he said desperately, "I have children!"
"It's okay," I replied, "I'm trying to rescue you!"
"Please," he repeated, "just let me sleep for a few more hours!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"