Friend, "Meet my new girlfriend!"
Me, "You can do better!"
Friend, "She's right here!"
Me, "I know. I was talking to her."
Me, "You can do better!"
Friend, "She's right here!"
Me, "I know. I was talking to her."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"